Day Six: I Will Not Be Going To Dollywood
On Saturday, I am embarking on a road trip with my mother to Tennessee to go real estate hunting. Well, technically, she's real estate hunting and I'm just going along for the ride because I haven't seen a blade of grass or leaf of tree in months. Also because going anywhere with my mother is hilarious. While extolling the virtues of the upcoming road trip, she excitedly told me how much she loves driving through Cinncinnati at nighttime because it looks just like New York City.
I don't ever have to make up things that my mother says because they're gems of absurdity all on their own.
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