Day Three: These Painkillers Have Reduced My Urge To Scratch My Ear Off My Head
Well, I sucked it up and went to the doctor today because my ear was nearly swelled shut this morning. The doctor was a fresh-faced young man who was so adorable he had to have bunny rabbit somewhere in his lineage. He took a look at me and said, "You don't look very good." When I explained the ear problem, he said that he would be gentle examining it, then pointed to his doctor's coat that said he was both a general medicine doctor as well as a pediatrician as proof that he could perform ouchie-less exams. Letting me know he was a pediatrician was a big mistake, however, because I refused to let the exam proceed until I received a lollipop. (At first he thought I was kidding.) After a very thorough examination, he promptly said, "It's just as I thought. You have an earache." I was less than amused because I still didn't have my lollipop.
He sent me home with super strong antibiotics and painkillers as well as instructions to call back no later than Thursday morning if I have ANY ear pain left. I very nearly cried with relief and booped him on his bunny nose because I was so happy to have a doctor spend more than a cursory five minutes with me.
Ryan has the day off tomorrow because even though he works for a software company, he is currently contracted out to one of The Big Three, and apparently they have a long-standing history of giving employees election day off. (The UAW wants to make sure their guys and gals get out there and vote blue, I suppose.)
"Once again, Unkle Wicket wants to remind you to vote and mebbe pick him up some canned food on the way home because he hardly ever gets that stuff."

Here's to feeling better! :)
Posted by: Em | 2008.11.04 at 12:56 AM